Carn Kimmy!!
I've found it difficult to get into the Australian Open this year. Perhaps it's the distinct lack of obsession-worthy men (and women) in the top ten these days.Where have you gone Goran? Where??
i wanna be the trophy i wanna be the trophy i wanna be the trophy
Phew. Ladeez, feel free to take a moment.
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Um, I think I had a point. Oh yes, what's with all the ugly people at this years open? And by all the ugly people I mean Kim Clijsters. Behold:
I don't think anyone will disagree when I say that she took an almighty dive from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. In fact, I think several of the branches caused some serious facial traumas, and rumour has it that she may indeed reside in said tree in a delightfully renovated tudor-style cubby house.
If I could be bothered finding the link, I'd show you all some research that has demonstrated that ugly people rarely reach the top of their profession. 'somewhat' attractive women seem to do well, as they are both a) pretty enough to be promoted by men, and b) not intimidating enough to be demoted by women. I'm not really sure how that fits in with sport, but I'm sure there are some similarities. And it is for this reason I think we should be very proud of 'Aussie Kim' (yup, I'm claiming her). I can't imagine how difficult it would have been for her trying to find a juniors coach that was willing to receive oral sex from such a hideous creature. But, by golly, she did it.
So, fellow bloggers, join me in supporting Kim in this years Australian Open. At the very least it will show Lleyton what he's missed out on - someone with talent.
posted by Ruby @ 11:07:00 PM
9 Comments:
OMG Ruby, that first pic of Goran makes him look somewhat like he's wearing an over-sized nappy!!!! Disturbing. Thoroughly disutrbing.
I have to say watching him get it on with a trophy doesn't do much for me either. However, if you're good-looking, you can get away with that sort of behaviour.
She's an Orc
fuckin a. i am sure i was in love with goran when i was about 14, and i sorta see teh hottness again in the second pic :)
Yeah, I haven't watched the Oz Open since that Sharapova Hanchukova match. But of course watching that match was all about the tennis, not the fact that Miss H had spraypainted those shorts on...
Surely Mauresmo is uglier than Clijsters?
Yes, she should work out less... Her physique is quite unbecoming and dare I say it: those arms are certainly not ladylike.
Update?
Althea: men that spectacular can get away with wearing nappies.
Dollop: here here.
Somewhat sober: when you were 14? Oh but he has only gotten better with age! Like Kylie.
Chunukbair: yeah, there's been some real uglies at this years open. But for me personally, it's Clijsters that I find most offensive.
M!key: exactly. And tennis is a game for ladies afterall. And men. But the ladies are meant to be ladylike. Does that make sense? I've just updated too, about an hour after you posted that!
Maybe a game for ladies and gentleman? Tell you what, farking Maria Sharapova and her screaming isn't bloody ladylike - I can barely excuse here for it, even though she does a rather droolworthy physique.
Oh, and nice workwith the update ruby. I avoided the hard questions in that mememe, as is my want. ;-)
Hey Ruby! Yes, I think that old Kim is one of the fugliest women I have ever seen. I'm sure that Shreks' girlfriend was based on her. Shows what a sad little fucker Lleyton Hewitt really is...First this slobbering mastiff, then wallaby girl. Speaking of Bec, does she have a chin? Or is it just airbrushed onto her flat face in all the photos?
Shrek's girlfriend - that's who she reminds me of!! Thanks Frankie J!
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